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What’s this? A perfectly sized to-go pouch? With a martini design? AND it features the fabulous Lucy Darling? It truly can’t get better than this! This double-lined pouch is perfect for all your travel needs. Whether you’re packing makeup, stationery, or your favorite martini glass, this pouch can hold it all!

12”x 8.5”

100% polyester

Wear the Super Official seal from the desk of Lucy Darling! This antique-style silver pin with durable white and ivory enamel is 7/8" in diameter. 

At last! A handbag that fully commits to the drama. This delightfully sophisticated canvas tote features an elegant black-and-white illustration of Lucy Darling in all her glamorous distress. But much like Lucy herself, the bag becomes significantly more vibrant in direct sunlight. Step outside and “Oh Nuo” hidden colors suddenly appear. Lucy’s crimson red hair bursts to life, her iconic blue dress (bluey) appears, and even the jewelry and fingernails join the performance. It is fashion. It is magic. It is attention-seeking behavior of the highest caliber.

Perfect for carrying:

• Your favorite spirit

• Witty retorts

• Fancy tarts

• Unsolicited opinions

• 3 lipsticks you absolutely do not need, but refuse to part with

An excellent accessory for anyone who enjoys compliments, theatrical panic, or startling innocent bystanders in parking lots. Please do not expose the tote to excessive admiration. It’s already difficult enough to live with Lucy!

You've been asking... We've been listening!

These Lucy Darling pullover hoodies are the best way to show that you're a part of the Lucy Family Tree. On the back, flaunt the iconic Lucy Darling logo in glamorous gold gradient. The front features what is perhaps the most recognizable Lucy line: "What do you do?"

Once you have the hoodie in your arms, beneath the question, there is ample space for you to write in your own answer in fabric paint, fabric marker, embroidery, or even silver sharpie (we won't judge, darling).

These super comfy pullovers currently come in sizes Small to 4XL. Get yours today

The phrase that kicked off this crazy adventure.